Is Rakhi Sawant’s marriage to stand-up comedian Deepal Kalal a joke?

Yes I am. I am very excited about my marriage.

Haan mujhe bade zoron se urge aaya. Everyone is doing it. Mere stomach main ek marriage ka butterly aaya. Even I want to wear a wedding saree, upload wedding photos. I am not getting married for sex. Who gets married for sex these days?  After marriage Deepak and I will live like brother and sister. He will be my brother and  my husband.

No its fine. Deepak has even got my ‘virganity’ test done. Wait, I’ll send  you my ‘virganity’ certificate (sends me a certificate on WhatsApp). My ‘virganity’ test was done at Jaslok hospital. I am pavitra (pure).

I met him in the US  and  he proposed to me immediately. He said, ‘Rakhi I am in love with you will you marry me?’  Then again he proposed to me in front of Karan Johar  on India’s Got Talent, saying how much he loved me…this and that. I said, ‘Okay, let me try you.’

(sighs) Some people never take me seriously in no matter what I do in life. They now feel the same about my marriage. What can I do? I don’t know  what to say. I am not like those secretive celebrity stars  who marry in foreign  countries and come back to India for their wedding  reception (she means Deepika Padukone). My life is an open book. I’ve put videos on Instagram of all the girls who have proposed to Deepak .I’ve also put out videos on ‘Insta’ of all the guys who have proposed to me.

Actually it was my ‘Insta’ followers who chose Deepak  for me. When I put his  proposal  on the internet they said, yes marry him. Mere fans merebhagwan ki terah hain.My sirf apne Instagram and facebook fans ke liye shaadi kar rahi hoon (my fans are like God  to me. I am only getting married for my fans on Instagram and Facebook).

Yes, I am  going to move to LA and start my dance academy, the Rakhi Sawant Dance Academy.  It will be fully financed by Deepak Kalal. And I am going to surrogate a baby.

Yes,  because…ummm….I’ve heard  …I don’t know how to say this….Deepak can’t produce any children. You understand what I am trying to say, right? Question mark…ab main apne mooh se kya bolun (what can I say?).

Thank you so much. Dekhiye main thodi bahot comedy karti hoon. But I did my Swayamvar on television many years ago. Why didn’t anyone say that was a joke? Main jo bhi karti hoon dunke ke chot par karti hoon (I do everything openly).Main khul-e-aam kar rahi hoon shaadi (I am getting married openly). In case you still have doubts I am sending shots of Deepak and my tickets to LA. We are are getting congratulatory messages from Pakistan, India, China and Bhutan. Please give your best wishes.